by Sharp.75 September 16, 2025

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"
Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...
Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...
by Riley212 July 11, 2016

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"
Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."
Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"
Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."
Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."
Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"
Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."
by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

"Cadet, what is the 14th General Order of a Sentry?"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"
by FlanktoFlank October 17, 2022

by 459395 March 28, 2023

by PopulousMaster February 1, 2020
