I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.
I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip
I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip
by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016
Heroin overdose in mommy's basement
by Hankuman Bajen August 17, 2017
When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.
Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.
Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?
Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!
Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?
Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!
by FellowGonzalez August 01, 2022
(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"
Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)
Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)
by e i e i o June 15, 2007
by Lilstew5 November 14, 2012
by mcklee109 May 26, 2022