Fucking Couche

Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.

'Dude, Gina isn't coming out tonight' 'What?! Gina is a fucking couche!'

by michallat November 8, 2011

Couch Collector

Someone who is lame, uncool, tired, or just generally boring.

Other forms of the term -
"Couch Collecting" - The act of being boring/lame
"Couch Collection" - A group or series of things that are boring.

Lyda: I broke up with my boyfriend because he was too boring.
Bryant: Yeah, he was a total couch collector.

Will: This party is lame.
Pete: Yeah, these people are couch collecting.

James: What did you do last night?
Rodney: Well I felt sick so I just stayed at home and collected couches.

Hank: I can't believe the professor expects us to read all these crappy books.
Karen: Yeah, this is a total couch collection.

by wayoutofplace February 9, 2008

Couch slouch

Hanging out on the couch, not doing anything productive.

Why don't you come over for a couch slouch on Saturday?

by thinkswell February 5, 2010

Couch Philosopher

An individual who starts a typical day at 12:30pm to 1pm, and before doing anything they rip from a bong. Many are men in their late teens to early 20s living at their parents house (without any desire to leave) and if they aren't taking college classes online they are taking a gap year (or three) before deciding to sack-up and go to college where they would have to socialize. They are most commonly known to smoke weed ALL day watching their favorite animated shows in the basement and only having enough money to make a run to Taco Bell or some other grease trap. The typical couch philosopher doesn't have a car and just walks everywhere or bums rides... if they do have a car the oil hasn't been changed for about 5 years. Their favorite activity is to sit on the couch all day coming up with as many reasons why weed is the best thing in the world, how society should just smoke up 24/7, how they love licking liberal taint, and how cigarettes are so much worse for you. What they don't realize is that weed made them an apathetic fuck....A "Couch Philosopher"

Person 1- Why don't you like going to Dave's house?

Person 2- I actually wanna do something with my life and I feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me...plus i don't wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn't smoke my cigs.

Person 1- Shit.... your right, Daves going nowhere in life

by Pnation July 18, 2012

Scrotum Couch

An object on which to rest your testicles. Common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a butthole (during intercourse).

Ron - 'Hey, Tim. Last night I turned Sally's chin into a scrotum couch.'

Tim - 'Sally Winters?'

Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'

Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'

by Dicknamer March 13, 2009

Couch Cracker

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009

Wake and Couch

When the first thing on your mind is "couch" as soon as you wake up. Then you sit there for hours and only move to get food.

When one of your roommates or friends just wakes up and sits on the couch right away for a long time, they are doing a "wake and couch"

by Jonathan Marshall January 22, 2007