Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023

Nyx Off

An angry verbal response when one feels disrespected and carries much angst towards the instigator. Not to be confused with "fuck off," "nyx off" is a much stronger reply with perennial hatred and anxiety.

Person A: I have an annoucement to make. My exepectations are that you all will abide by my rules.
Person B: Nyx off.

by NylonClash March 5, 2021

monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Beatzing off

The act of touching oneself in a private area whilst thinking about the DJ MR.Beatz

"I was a touch lonely last night so I ended up just beatzing off on my own."

by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020

the bop off

Cork phrase meaning that someone looks exactly like someone else.

Owen: I don't look like Dexter!

Rocky: You're the bop off him lad.

by easta what August 25, 2011

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013