stick noised

A person acting like they have a stick up their ass about someone else flaws and turning their noise up at their own flaws

Person A: Did you hear that Jane Doe dumped John!
Person B: Yeah, I heard she stick noised him
Person A: How rude!

by DangerNoodle5 March 9, 2023

fart noises

the noise when u fart

person1: hey how are you today?
person2: *fart noises*

by reeseypoopie March 29, 2023

Shut your noise

The humorous way that the Baron of Swamp Castle tells people to shut up, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Prince Herbert: "But father..."
Baron: "Shut your noise, you!"

by bob_johnson January 22, 2023

lookout noise

STOP TALKING! You're telling too much. Or you're talking in front of the wrong person.

Jo: Did you make it to the show last night with....
Ben: LOOKOUT NOISE!!!

by Hattrick chick February 8, 2023

Noise

Something or someone that's annoying or frustrating

"you're such a noise"
"What a noise"
"that's a noise"

by Smplisti December 25, 2023

Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.

“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”

by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky December 29, 2023

Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.

“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”

by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky January 3, 2024