Retrosexual

A person who falls in love with old actors after watching old movies.

Friend 1: I just watched Cool Hand Luke and now I'm totally in love with Paul Newman.

Friend 2: You are such a Retrosexual.

by Speeding Clover April 22, 2020

Tetrosexual

fucking moron lol

Jose: I sexually identify as a Tetrosexual.
Pam: Oh, well I'm an Aquarius. What's a Tetrosexual though?
Jose: Search it up ;)

by i deploy candy February 27, 2021

PETROSEXUAL

PET RO SEX UAL - any Big Oil Supporter that refuses to acknowledge the negative effects of Carbon Emissions.

The PETROSEXUAL refused to listen to anything Climate Scientists provided as evidence.

by ShillBilly March 20, 2021

nezwosexual

It's when u find attraction to Nezwo senpai bakak uwuwuuw

Omg I aam defo nezwosexual he is so cute baka!

by gay_!!!!!! May 29, 2021

Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps

“I’m a metrosexual”

“What’s that?”

“I’m straight, but with more steps”

by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021

Metrosexual

Just a gay man who can’t get laid

Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid

by Nt789 August 22, 2021

nurosexual

I thing I just made up, just like all the other sexuality's

Dude 1: hey how dumb are all the sexuality's

Dude 2: Oh, really dumb I could just make one up, like nurosexual
Dude 1: damn you a faggot

by Thy Homophobe Prophet January 13, 2022