Number-nomicon

A cursedly hard to decipher math text book.

Stan opened the Number-nomicon, required reading for his college Statistics class. He would have to study hard to successfully manipulate an A out of this numbered alchemy.

by Sock Rates Fleas November 4, 2008

Newbern, TN

A town in extreme Northwest Tennessee. Population: -400. Twenty churches, a couple schools, and the ancient train depot. No Wal-Mart, no stoplights. The whole town comes out for the basketball games. Nothing really happens.. and when it does, the whole town knows about it in the State Gazette.

Bob: You ever been to Newbern, TN, Tom?
Tom: Never heard of it, Bob.

by boblovesme March 16, 2009

Number 2 with Cheese

(n): When two or more sexual partners are involved. One partner(male or female) sits on the face of the other partner, and then defecates. They then continue to urinate in their mouth.

Johnny: I was at that party with Lisa last night, and she had us leave to go get a number 2 with cheese.... I wasn't THAT hungry.

Dave: Don't worry man, Jessica gave me a 2 with Cheese last week. The taste goes away after a day or so.

by thepilotboy December 5, 2011

Number 15

Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

number 15 is the 15th number

by diarrhea dog November 10, 2020

Number 3

Menstruation and/or menstrual blood.

Suzy was relieved when she finally had her number 3.

by Goofnut January 8, 2022

Random-Number Exaggeration

Exaggerating the amount or quantity of something by using a completely random number. Can be referred to as RNE.

1. Ted: (Talking to his buddy, Greg, about a large meeting he just had) "The were like 287 people in that meeting."
Greg: "What a random-number exaggeration."

2. Jim: (Walking out of a chinese buffet and talking to his friend, Jim) "I swear there were about 324 black people eating there."
John: "Pretty large RNE, but damn it was packed with them."

by Legendary MoFo May 15, 2010

Jack Number

Basically just you're phone number.. but usually said in a rude way or when you're mad. Meaning like the number ain't jack, who the fuck cares..

"Whatever ma, I didn't give no one your jack number.. I'm off this."

or

"Fuck you nigga. You gonna keep sayin that shit then just delete my jack number."

by kk.michelle November 27, 2012