Mississippi Timeline

The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

I was so randy that I Mississippi timelined myself Mississippi timelining.

by Susan_2 January 15, 2014

Misinformation

An idea which contradicts the oppressor group's power

Anti vaxxers need to stop spreading misinformation

No, vaccines actually do cause blood clots, infertility and early death

by D Flawless October 21, 2021

the misbourne

A shit school filled with utter cunts, headteacher was a massive nonce too

Where did you go to school?
The Misbourne
That shithole jesus mate

by The granny fucker August 8, 2018

fame-seeking missile

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.

Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

pull a misha

when you come out as a member of the lgbtq+ community only to take it back and come out as straight. a practice popularized by misha collins.

Alana just came out as bisexual, I wonder if she’s going to pull a misha

by angelnumb3rs April 28, 2022

Mishapocalypse

We are all Misha.

You are Misha, I am Misha.

We are all Misha, except for Misha.

The Mishapocalypse is neigh. Which side of history will you be on?

"Reblog this if you're a Misha, I want to follow you"

"What's up with the Mishapocalypse?"

"Don't question it, just join us."

by ButTodayIsTuesdayToo April 1, 2013

Misti

Misti is anyone with a great smile and eyes. Always bringing the fun into the group. Very talkative and always is speaking her mind. Misti has a good body and is great in bed. Anyone who is named Misti is loved by everyone. Out going, loving, funny and fun to be around. Misti knows how to eat and loves cooking. Misti is awesome.

Anyone with a good smile, wow she's Misti.

by Skaterdood111 September 18, 2012