Michael’s an attractive guy that gets every girls attention literally any girl that comes to school gets scooped by this whore of a man . Even in a tight sealed relationship he would still go and ask some innocent girl for nudes making her brainwashed that he likes her and then soon her titties will be around school she’ll get depressed sad overwhelmed all because michael fucking petite decided to be a slut. if u have a michael or if u ever run into michael. run bc the first thing he’ll ask for is nudes . :v unfaithful ass bitch.
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girl:i’m dating michael i can’t believe it he likes me !!
Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .
Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .
by shrekchokeme June 7, 2019
Get the michaelmug. A sexy as mother fucker with a massive Wong he’s fucked all ur girlfriends and is probably with your mum at this very moment
by Hansonhskwv July 6, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.
by itsyogirly February 6, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved one feel down and will try anything to help. he is very smart but doesn't show it.
by Fallon Brennan November 22, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. by Floridaboi08 December 31, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Micheal is a tall white guy that is a perfect specimen of a human. He is really smart and. Cocky and is a good person
by Jeff the bob the jeff June 11, 2019
Get the Michaelmug.