Spaghetti Method

Put a dry or wet noodle near your genitals
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit

4 Bust! Get your load all over the place

"My shit burning from the spaghetti method last night Daniel".

by Bigtoess123 December 2, 2024

Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.

"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"

by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025

The Yarus Method

A rule for negotiating base salary for employment.

When provided a range for a given job offer. 1)Subtract the maximum from the minimum to get the range. range
2) Count the percentage of the job detail bullet points you are proficient in. proficiency rate
3) Ask = min of range + (proficiency rate*range)

Sria was proficient in everything in her job requirement and the range was $300,000 - $400,000. Using the Yarus method she decided to ask for $400,000.

Her employer was so impressed they upped her to 500,000.

by SriniFanMan October 2, 2025

indian air method

a method of masturbation in males wherein the guys try to jerk off without touching their dick from inside. in this method, the guys create a suction force around the dick area by fapping intensely in the air like constantly splatting the dick from outside and gain sexual stimulation. this method makes everyone think that the guys are jerking off while they are actually doing it without touching themselves.

SS: bro i wanna show girls im jerking off
SSR: yea use the indian air method

by Okok32 July 21, 2025

Baturian Method

Act of inserting an object into your arse when you are unsure about what to do with it.

"I can't fit into these shoes anymore."

"Well, you can always use the Baturian Method. "

by Hastwyk November 20, 2016

The Method

Using a Discord Server to order uber eats food for cheap

College students lifeline

"Yo I'm feeling Taco Bell"
"hold on, use the method it's 20 off 20 rn"

by jaydefinesbrainrot September 8, 2025

Ice Method

Using an ice cube when eating your girl out; making it wetter, fun, and she won’t be leaving you after it.

Dude I used the ice method and she can’t leave me alone.

by Carpet_Muncher3000 February 24, 2025