Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.

Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!

by Lillpumpkin February 2, 2025

Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.

I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.

by One sleepy boi March 26, 2019

Lucia Method

When you try to kiss somebody with their semen in your mouth

Bro did you hear that somerset tried to lucia method Alex!!!

by andythedawg September 8, 2025

Expert Method

The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.

Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"

by The supreme expert(L) February 1, 2018

Skydiver's Method

A person using the Skydiver's Method is someone who is nervous about doing something but just decides to goes for it.
Kind of like someone who is going skydiving who is nervous but forces him/herself to jump anyway.

I didn't know whether or not I should ask the girl out, but I just used the Skydiver's Method and went for it.

by Sometimesiponderthewalrus February 25, 2011

NettSpend method

the Nettspend method is when you reload paysafe reloadable cards, mix music and go brazy

Im going to use the nettspend method while buying this

by aszzsdxfcgfhyfcf July 2, 2024

Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.

“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”

by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011