by Little Demons August 25, 2017
Get the Mayomug. Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.
"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"
"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
by graham crack March 23, 2014
Get the Lady Mayomug. More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.
by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
Get the Low Fat Rofl Mayomug. Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.
by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021
Get the Luna's Mayo Addictionmug. The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
Get the New Orleans Mayo Dispensermug. Ramen with mayonnaise (or with any other noodles, except the spicy ones) is a very tasty combination between the saucy mayo and the soupy noodles, it's even aprooved by jollow2500. "I can see ramen going well with mayonmaise personally" - jollow2500
by atinsh October 10, 2022
Get the Ramen with mayo.mug. by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! January 12, 2024
Get the Cheap Mayomug.