maple lemur

A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.

Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.

by YRN💎💎👌👌 October 4, 2016

Maple Unit

It is what you call a Canadian Dollar since Maple and Maple Syrup is associated with Canada.

Plural: Maple Units

Stranger: "How much does a hundred dollar equal to a Canadian dollar?"
Me: "About 136 Maple Units."

by Nomadic Meow November 25, 2023

maple syrup people

A reference to the strength and tenacity of Canadians, who appear meek and forgiving. In reality, when Canadians fight for a cause, they fight with intelligence and ferocity that overwhelms the enemy. This occurs in war, in business, and in politics.

Many of the war crimes in the Geneva Convention are based on actions of Canadians during World War I and II. They weren't war crimes at the time, and allowed Canada to win battles. They are now. Don't mess with the maple syrup people.

by Rogue991 November 11, 2025

Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.

The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."

by GI Jes February 7, 2023

Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.

“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”

by Tarqs August 22, 2024

Maple Tea

An investment platform that teaches new investors how to properly use their money in the stock market. Unlike other platforms out there, Maple Tea approaches the problem in a pretty unique way.

Gen Z Investor (#1): You heard of that new game called Maple Tea?

Gen Z Investor (#2): Yeah, it’s that new game that everyone is talking about.

by Yung CEO May 30, 2022