Macedonian Mudpit

An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.

Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"

Macedonian Mudpit

by clairebaldini November 15, 2018

Macedonia

is Greece

Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.

by WeBmAsTeErR February 10, 2019

Maaee

Maaee is a very caring though fun beautiful brilliant person inside out. She can be the best in anything if she wants and gets everything that she wants without even trying. Oh my god she is beautiful just stunning, breath taking for on word. And everything about her is so humble and purely innocent. She is a humbe human being But once you get on her bad side or you give a vibe she thinks you can be not trusted you are done.

Maaee is great for a best friend. She has your back all the time and she will stick like glue and love you so much.

by Factsbelike March 17, 2019

Mace

The official and best ship name(other then “kaydon”ofc)

“Mace is a weapon”trying to ignore the fact that this is happening and btw it was said by Jace (a member of the ship ‘Mace’”

by Oh hi. Sashsjxj h March 27, 2019

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

maces

the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain

person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head

by i am bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 25, 2019

macern

Macern (or mcern) is a norwegian slang for McDonald's.

Son: Mamma kan vi kjøpe macern?
Mom: Nei, vi har mat hjemme.

by BepisBaxMan January 8, 2020