angler management class

What a rod-and-reel sportsman hasta attend for displaying an unacceptable level of maniacal rage during a lousy fishing day.

If Madea decided to try her hand at dropping a hook in da water but failed to catch much of anything worthwhile during said endeavor, she might likely become so furiously frustrated dat she'd get sentenced to angler management class.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.

He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.

by C Clark June 30, 2021

Manager Splainin'

When a manager explains to an employee or to a tenant why things are the way they are at their job or where they live.

I thanked the manager of the apartment complex I live in for manager splainin' to my why my new lease begins on the 28th of November instead of December 1st.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Goodwin Management

An AI chatbot that HOAs hire to just tell you to “no” or to fill out forms.

I tried to reason with them but got the Goodwin Management instead.

by oondada July 14, 2021

Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021

traffic self-management

traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.

Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

Operations Manager

A position where you're continuously chasing credit for your stolen efforts , stuck between a sleeping manager and a greedy stakeholder who wants the wheel to keep turning without fueling it .
A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .

A worker to his supervisor : sir, we have a colleague who can't piss !!

The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .

by Daralam May 26, 2021