blow-lunch tie

A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.

A meeting with the boss? I'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over.

by Duckbutt January 25, 2006

scrotum lunch box

The mashing of one's testicles into a metal lunch box for fun.

"Dude, my day sucked so I gave myself a scrotum lunch box."

by Black_Widow August 28, 2009

Epic Lunch

A secret middle school group made for fighting boredom.

Guy one- Hey who are those kids over there?

Guy two- Oh they're cool, they're from Epic Lunch

by epicgurl March 31, 2010

Mexican Lunchbox

A portable toilet, or pot-o-pot, that is totally dirty, stinky, foul and fucked up and destroyed on the inside, especially on a construction site with many workers. This term comes from the massive amounts of Mexicans on these job sites, and the unsanitary conditions left by them after eating several bean sandwiches for lunch, and standing on the seat instead of either sitting, or using the U.F.O. position, in other words, hovering.

Charles- Man I've had to take a shit for hours, but I can't hold it any longer.

Dave- It sucks to be you, there's no bathrooms around,I guess you're gonna have to use the Mexican Lunchbox.

Charles- Fuck that! I'd rather shit myself! I went in there to piss this morning and it looked like someone was finger painting with a melted Snickers bar!

by Berumper March 15, 2011

Liquid Lunch

Getting wrecked at the pub instead of eating to feed your appetite for booze.

"Let's go have liquid lunch at the thirsty camel!"

by Ace Mane Space Mane January 24, 2019

gentleman's lunch

Enjoying a meal or snack, while sitting atop the toilet. Done most often while defecating.

I was pressed for time between work and school, so I had to have a gentleman's lunch.

by Mr. C the Amazing November 24, 2010

Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.

"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003