If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 09, 2004
Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.
Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3
They fictosexual
And aam lmao.
Hmmm.
Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?
I love fidgets.
I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.
Soooooo.
Bibi.
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.
Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3
They fictosexual
And aam lmao.
Hmmm.
Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?
I love fidgets.
I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.
Soooooo.
Bibi.
Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.
Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3
They fictosexual
And aam lmao.
Hmmm.
Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?
I love fidgets.
I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.
Soooooo.
Bibi.
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.
Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3
They fictosexual
And aam lmao.
Hmmm.
Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?
I love fidgets.
I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.
Soooooo.
Bibi.
by Lap yurtz June 05, 2022
by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017
by AnitaDan November 04, 2018
An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 13, 2010