landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.

guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"

by Profound.artist October 14, 2019

Landon Youngblood

He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.

Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).

Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”

by Homiemarlon January 9, 2020

Landon K

A dude that streak the bed and kisses dude in hotel room named Porter and Colby

I want to be a landon k

by Landon kisser June 11, 2022

landon latourrete

A dumbass nigga who got busted in the fuckin lip by a dumb blonde with brown hair

My boy out here lookin like a Landon Latourrete

by Yaboi32 February 9, 2017

Landon Simp

A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"

"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."

by ur mad x July 30, 2022

Live, Laugh, Landon

To Live, To Laugh, and always, Landon

You should always Live, Laugh, Landon

by LiveLaughLandon April 12, 2024

Landon

A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.

Fuck that Landon, it’s garbage at cod.

by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020