american chinegres baseball league

The american chinegres baseball league was founded in 1932 by Bing Bong Pong Abdul Jabar. The league was a professional baseball league for Chinese-African American players. This league was used to get Chinese-African Americans in to pro leagues during racist Jim Crow laws. The league was later disbanded in 1936 due to lack of enough Chinese-African Americans. During these times Chinese and Africans weren't allowed to legally be married until 1948.

Jackie Chan was is the all time hit leader in the american chinegres baseball league.

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 17, 2019

Big League Chew

(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.

by Ankylosaurus March 5, 2012

Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League

(AKA CNZDL)

The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.

Members include:

Mel Gibson

Sean Connery

Shaq

You With The Face

and many, many more

OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!

If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!

by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010

20,000 leagues under the sea

I do believe it is 20,000 fathoms under the sea.

Jules Verne may have perdicted nuclear technology, but he knew nothing about nuatical measurement.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Ivy League

When a male gets poison ivy on his dick and then sexually penetrates him/her with his ivy dick

"Hey man did you fuck that girl yesterday"

"Yeah man, she is now in the ivy league; She will be itching for weeks"

by Neil Stukes September 23, 2012

Farmers League

A football league in which the champions are the same every year. The leagues are fun to watch, they score great goals but the ending is always the same unfortunately.

This term came from each of the football seasons in the 2010s. Teams like Bayern Munich, Paris Saint-Germain, Barcelona & Juventus won their leagues many times in the 2010s. Only teams to stop them were Borussia Dortmund, Monaco, Montpellier, Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, Inter Milan and AC Milan.

The reason why the premier league isn’t a farmers league is because all their teams have lots of money to buy great players.

The Bundesliga, Serie A, Ligue 1 & La Liga are examples of farmers leagues

by Footballfan UCL February 27, 2021

ivy league

A place where all the little spoiled kids on long island go. Your dads a dentist, lawyer, in the mafia, works there, or is best friends with Noah. People who go there are obsessed with it and you probably hate them for it. They travel the world with cracked out coach bus drivers who consistently get into car accidents. The campers hate all of the counselors who work there. Ivy Leaguer's or .. IVYS .. is filled with alot of cliques and theres always drama. (sexy seven, nine noodleling night mares) are the main clique.

ivy league girl one - omg i got the cutest coach bus outfit for montreal
ivy league girl two- wow our counclers are so fattt
ivy league girl three- WOW THEY WONT LET US DO ANYRTHING WE SPEND 8000 DOLLARS FOR THIS FREAKING CAMP WE SHOULD GET WHAT WE WANT
ivy league girl four- "i wonder what the sexy seven is wearing tommorro"
ivy league boy - THIS CAMP SUCKS

by Alex Haggy January 3, 2009