lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009

Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase

lawn mowers worst fandom

by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

Lawn Whore

A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.

"Look at out there at you Lawn Whore of a mum. I'll shove her."

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

lawn sweeper

It's a fucking rake Jason. You want a fucking rake.

Anyone have one of those things to sweep the lawn and get rid of my leaves like a lawn sweeper or something ?

by Divamergency June 5, 2016