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lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.
Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012
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Lawn Locked

Completely surrounded by suburbs.
by Justpickoneman July 10, 2017
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lawn pig

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.
Hey your Lawn Pig is getting too close to the road.
by Wocky July 25, 2017
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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.
I have her the Swiss lawn mower
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.
That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.
by brophet October 16, 2018
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Blood Lawn

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)
We're seeing a blood lawn today
by Connor rim December 19, 2018
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