landon

Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.

“do you know that one kid landon??”

“yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”

by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021

Landon

landon also known as skinwalker is a person who can take the shape of any animal if seen be careful scent can gas out any life

oh no landon is turning my huzz off

by Smelvin228 March 14, 2025

landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay

zamn he's a landon big strong

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022

Landon

The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.

Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)

by MeFingerless August 14, 2021

Landon

Super cool dude but sometimes acts like a butt and he has black hair and deep brown eyes and he likes to play baseball

Girl 1: Did tour hear about that guy that got 3 people out last night

Girl 2: I’ve heard of him but don’t know his name

Girl1: his name is Landon

by Like 👍 December 14, 2019