landon shelley

Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.

Example: Omg Landon Shelley is so cute. I wish he was mine, then i’d Really be treated right!

by Sportylife12345 January 7, 2019

Landon

What the actual fuck, this mans is heckin wild, keep him away from your socks

holy shit run Landon is coming

by big hecken February 6, 2019

Landon

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.

Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig

by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018

Landon

Always fun to hang around. An absolute sigma male, and one hell of a gamer. Is extremely intelligent, but will not brag about it. Is willing to help you in any class you share, and is a beast at making reviews for classes. Usually hangs out with at least one Travis (search Travis for explanation, and read top definition).

Mark: Hey, have you met Landon?
Lisa: No, I haven't.
Mark: You should definitely go talk to him. Everyone thinks he's awesome
Lisa: Ok then. I'll have to check him out!

by NAE Legion April 23, 2022

Landon

The guy that is sitting next to me and is relaxing during class not doing any work.

Teacher: Landon get of you phone or I’ll take it.
Landon: “still on his phone”

Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha

by He_he_he_h@ April 26, 2022

Landon

A guy who is modest and can have some anger issues. Does really care who he dates. tries to impress cute girls. When angered he might attack. his favorite color is cyan. he likes to try different hair style. his Gaze is amazing. He has Brown eyes which bring you to the bottom of his soul. His dark brown hair is soft a long.

LANDON IS COOL, HIS GANG ALWAYS GOT HIS BACK

by EEEEEEEEMAN May 4, 2022

Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm

Look at the Landon

by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022