r.kelly

r&b singer

''*cries* R.kelly stole my girlfriend!''-Lil'JJ 13yrs.old

by Nathalie December 2, 2003

R.Kelly

Perverted ole losers fishin' for fresh young girls.

Yo that ho is barrrrrrely legal...and this mofo is like thirtyfo. Mann ... R. Kellys are everywhere.

by bongssuck February 5, 2004

Kelly Clancy

The coolest mother fucker to walk the face of the earth that has the motto of beatin cheeks, smokin herbal and makin money. also is extremely powerful, god does not have shit on him.

How do i become cooler dude?

Chill with kelly Clancy!!!!!!

by Bonafidehustla January 21, 2011

ned kelly

another term for having a wank ! usualy used in the australian army

cpl: smith you in here ?
smith : ned kelly !
cpl : ah ok

by bvvvvt January 3, 2012

Dirty keely

During the act of sex, whilst in doggy style. You spit in her ear and call her mindy, see how long you can hold on for. Extra points if you shoot your load before she kills you.

"I cant believe you pulled off a dirty keely!"

by Spunkymonkey96872 August 20, 2019

Kelly Clarkson

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.

KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER

by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009

kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008