Kenni

HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.

Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*

by Bacteriola November 24, 2021

Kenny diamond

a random indonesian guy who is obsessed with cars.

guy- what type of car is that kenny?

kenny diamond - that's a Mazda 69 with a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C engine

by Cool gay guy 73747364 September 11, 2022

Kenny Bezerz

Lengest white boy i know and he’s hard at pro clubs

Kenny Bezerz is so sexy i’d shag him

by Shush 🤫 October 2, 2021

Kenny

💀 (kenny emoji)

Person 1: Oh my god they killed kenny
Person 2: You bastards

by It’s _Gyro February 14, 2023

Kenny

A kid who is rich and gets any girl he wants. He is my master.

Wow kenny is awesome

by KingNoc June 29, 2019

Kenny Pickett

Future fucking Super Bowl Champion. Fucks baddies and throws TDs.

You will never be as cool as Kenny Pickett

by KProcks August 29, 2023

Kenny

A pedo that has money. He walks on his table with barefoot. He has a wine cellar that he fucks women in. A real fucking pedo. He also uses tinder often and now has a girlfriend from the app.

N: OMG, I can't believe you dated him... EW!
O: He is such a Kenny, I couldn't resist.
N: Yea, until he rapes you in his wine cellar. Gross!

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019