ali kurt

He’s a little short kid who can’t spell. He’s good at soccer but sucks at everything else

Look it’s Ali kurt looks like he’s about 4 feet tall

by Mynameisalikurt June 24, 2022

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Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

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kurt

a real nigga who loves to eat cock on a wednesday

that big guy over is the biggest kurt ever

by elbinonibba21 May 14, 2024

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Kurt

Perfect. Father to Pete and Sherlock. Lovely man. 10/10 would recommend you get yourself a Kurt or else 😡

Person 1: dammmnnn whos he?

Person 2: oh he’s kurt
Person 1: hold the phone damn he’s fittttt 🤤

by Sherlocktheseapigeon June 15, 2020

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James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel

James's Kurt Gödel in Oppenheimer; you know, 'Difficult People's' Arthur? Now he's solving equations. Always on point, serious and enigmatic.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's the guy in Oppenheimer who looks super intelligent?

Person 2: That's James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel, duh! From 'Difficult People' to nuclear physics.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

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Kurt Kobain Roulette

A different take on Russian Roulette where you and four others load live shells into a shotgun and one by one everyone points the gun at themselves and fires

Have you ever tried Kurt Kobain Roulette? It’s mind blowing!

by DudeWhyBRUH December 28, 2024

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