kitten party

A party of usually three kittens. They generally believe they run the world. They use their tricks and cuteness to drive people into submission and slavery. Individually, they may be referred to as a "bitch kitten."

They may drink too much at times and they have the ability to manipulate people on command.
However, they tend to be the life of the party. Generally, they have a strong influence on other people's decision.

The kitten party is getting together tonight for drinks!

by user23 October 22, 2013

Kitten Bah

Another way to say friend or homie.
(Can be shortened to kitten)

You are such a Kitten Bah.
Kitten Bah you smell like Norgren.
What’s up Kitten.

by Kitten Bah March 21, 2023

kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012

kwazy kitten

when ur just like soooo kwazy like the kwaziest ever !!!

blaire is such a kwazy kitten.

by eatingplants4life January 25, 2021

Kitten Flip

The combined usage of Catnip and Cocaine

That Kitten Flip we did last weekend got me feline purrrty wild!

by Kittywiththetitties July 26, 2018

kitten syndrom

it not being able to stop saying the none r nword

mf: huh
mf 2 damn nigga i got kitten syndrome my nigga

by tightbussy77789 January 12, 2022

kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

by KitTurd October 25, 2023