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Josh

That one autistic faggot who is dumb enough to bring a squeaky toy in the fucking school bus and start squeaking the whole fucking ride.
(True story btw) dude this morning josh was being a total fucking josh, he’s such a retard!
by Dre da biatch October 24, 2018
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Josh

A man who is very deep and complex. Almost mysterious some would say. As mysterious as a Unicorn. Everyone should get to know a josh
"Hey do you know much about that Josh guy?"
"No... he's pretty much like a Unicorn"
by pm5428 April 10, 2015
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Josh

Joshs are funny, loyal, and handsome people. They are very honest and will avoid any conflict. They are very loving people towards their friends and family. Thry try to get along with everyone and are very social.
you want a josh in your life cause they won't leave your side.
Girl 1: That guy is hot!
Girl2: yeah that's a josh.
by swimming♡ April 4, 2015
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Josh

Usually, a piece of shit. He can't spell worth a damn. He's mentally unstable. He claims to be an outlaw, but he's actually a pussy. Most likely a virgin with a micro penis. Can't handle his liquor and brags about the one time he did dope. All in all, he's a waste of time.
That guys a piece of shit. He's probably a Josh.
by Wildflower January 14, 2015
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Josh

A gay kid with a non-exsistent dick. No one wants to be a josh
Guy 1: Hah you’re a josh
Guy 2: No I don’t want to be a josh
by JoshPaulus September 25, 2017
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Josh

he is a very lovely boy, very sexy, extremely clever and has a cracking sense of humour. hubby material, 10/10 would buy again
josh is a real homie, I love him soo much yuh
by laurenhinchey April 12, 2020
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Josh

Big try hard on the likes of fortnite and pornhub and will usually chat shit about any thing he likes Zeus' dick up his arse and does fake taxi.
Josh is a big try hard pussy magnet you better keep your distance.
by Ye mums Orange Dragon July 11, 2019
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