carmel colored piece of shit!
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....
by heashley May 3, 2010
Get the jordanmug. A whore's hat trick.
Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend.
Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out.
Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.
Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend.
Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out.
Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.
Clara was pulling a Jordan on Mark, Jeff, and Joey, until Mark's girl caught on and tagged Clara's car "SLUT".
by DuckSucka! January 30, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. Dookie. otherwise known as poop.
a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.
a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.
"oh there is dookie boy jordan... "
by Dookmiester October 24, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. (n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing
Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan.
Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.
Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.
by judas iscariot July 21, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. this is a word that is derived from the latin roots jor whitch means man, and dan which means lady. thus when the two are used together u get man-lady
by kjdfsjgndsfjlkbgn May 9, 2007
Get the jordanmug. Hottie! But kinda an idiot! White guy that can pull of being a nigger or even a cowboy ! Pretty good singer ! nice guy ! Has a rough mustache :/ (one I would like to wax off!) Haha likes to party! Has a nice car , saves me and my friend when we're stranded in the city and takes us home! Cutest little sister! :P plays hockey! And has some really annoying habits! But all over pretty nice guy! Haha
by team ramrod •Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡• July 12, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. often assosiated with young New Zealander boys. They often have koala like features and are very self conciouse of their ears. They have very long fingers, yet have a 'Pinner'.
omg look at that guy
his ears are so jordan.
omg that guy having sex with that sheep, must be a jordan.
omg this guy i am riding has such a small penis, he must be a jordan
his ears are so jordan.
omg that guy having sex with that sheep, must be a jordan.
omg this guy i am riding has such a small penis, he must be a jordan
by patsy678d February 6, 2008
Get the Jordanmug.