jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)

girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER

by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022

pulling a jesse

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by NineK March 18, 2021

Jess Cheong

A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.

"Jess Cheong is going to rail me with her horsecock tonight"

by sheeshbutt April 2, 2021

Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!

"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"

by Littleguydood November 28, 2020

jesse lacey

Lyricist, singer and guitarist of a Punk/Emo-Depressive band, Brand New. His lyrics stand out from most punk/emo bands because they appear more sincere and it also seems like hes taken more than 4 seconds to think them up and put them into an order. He manages to escape the negative "emo" brand simply because his lyrics are not as self-indulgent and dragged out in delivery, not mentioning any names (MCR,FFTL).

"Play Crack The Sky" epitomizes Jesse Lacey's abilities as a lyricist and story-teller.

by andy "luvs Lacey" lefty August 10, 2006

JESS

A girl named Jessica. A Mexican that we call " the mexican" . A girl who thinks she is the prettiest and thinks all girls hate on her because of that. A girl that can heal others or so she says. A girl who thinks everything is about her and can lie to friends. A girls who Carrie's her vibrator in her purse or her pusS and pulls it out and uses it ANYTIME even though she knows it's out of line. Even around kids .

Hey is that that girl jess ? The vibrating Jess. Keep your kids away.

by Happy now July 8, 2020