MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog

by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019

glazed jason mask

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

by barndogusn April 22, 2023

Gone to Amsterdam With Jason

A code word for smoking marijuana. The term "Gone to Amsterdam With Jason" was mentioned in the Rooster Teeth Podcast - Episode #368

Gus - "Were you there with Jason, because I was in Amsterdam with Jason."
Gavin - "I think we've all gone to Amsterdam with Jason."
Gus - "Is that a codeword or something?"
Burnie - "Have YOU been to Amsterdam with Jason ;)"
Barbara - "I haven't been to Amsterdam with Jason..."

by BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCCCCCCH July 5, 2016

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

the jason

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.

have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good

by qu October 9, 2005

jason porn

When a man exits a women's house in the time between ejacutlation and clean up

As I was walking into her house I notice her bedroom window was on the first floor and was a perfect opportunity to Jason Porn her

by TheDarkSideOfThePoon January 24, 2017

Jason

Jason's are complicated people, they may confuse you but really when you get to know them they aren't hard to figure out. Jaosn will care about you no matter what, he's the type of guy to listen and understand your problems, he's a guy so he's not so great with the whole period thing but he will help you any way he can. Jason's are kind, smart, Loving, and strong guys they have wonderful personalitys and a heart of gold. They can be princesses sometimes especially when they don't look good, you will be the first one to hear about it. I know a Jason, he doesn't fail to put a smile on my face, he makes me happy and even though he's not always on his phone he tries to talk to me whenever he has the chance, he's never made me sad on purpose. Jaosn's are the perfect boyfriends, they don't care about looks which is a breathe of fresh air. Jaosn's are good kissers but they're not cocky about it. They don't try hard to get girls they just do because Jaosn's are polite, hot, and charming guys. You will never find a better guy so when you get your hands on a Jaosn, I suggest you never let him go, you will regret it the moment you do.

I met this really sweet guy, Jason and I don't think I have ever felt this way about a guy before, he gives me a feeling like no one else can.

by To Jay July 13, 2017