Jamaican Flickergoon

Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.

Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass

by BLVCKKYE December 05, 2024

jamaican sunburn

when one rubs their genitalia on a woman's face, til it turns red and irritable.

i just gave my girl a jamaican sunburn last night, and i like almost peed on her too.

by ddoubled's April 29, 2025

Jamaican bubblebath

When two or more individual(s) drink laxatives and defecate in a bathtub half filled with water

“Later on me and bob are going to have a Jamaican bubblebath”
“Sounds good, can i join in? I haven’t had a shit in days”

by Goonmasted52 April 14, 2025

Jamaican Bobsled

The use of Vaporub as lubrication.

She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.

by Grim Tiswold January 22, 2022

Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.

Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”

by Butt Fucker 3000 August 17, 2024

Jamaican fish bowl

Jamaican fish bowl is when you pee in a girls mouth and she swallows it this can not be done from distance or else it will be classified as a shower.

Jayden: Yo what did you guys do last night?
Ethan: i quenched her thirst last night
Jayden: Gatorade
Ethan: nah Jamaican fish bowl

by SchnitzelMan May 21, 2025

Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason

Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

by Bigblackstalenuts73 April 15, 2024