This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.
"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. He’s probably a skinny red head that has a 2mm Johnson. Probably gay af, and also sucks longdong for a fat stack of cash.
by Reekid September 27, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. A complete fuckup, Jacob is so idiotic and such a fuckle pop. Jacob will never get a girlfriend because he already lost his virginity to his best friends back and often acts stupid and makes dirty jokes. Let me just say it again he’s a COMPLETE FUCKUP!!! - sienna
Jacob is a fuckup
by Fucklpop123 December 20, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. by JSaus January 6, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet in your entire life who will bring so much happiness to you’re heart with just his presence alone. He’s sweet, funny, caring, smart, weird, and a very cute nerd etc... if lucky enough to have him in you’re life don’t let him go. He’s more than perfect and is good enough to be a bestfriend, soul mate and so much more! He’s the true definition of perfection
by Jenelljay02 March 25, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Is a cool spaniard bud whose a big fan of the Canucks. He often mispronounces words especially saying "dman" instead of damn and often plays soccer in the fields of Langford. You can usually find him residing in his natural habitat known as the collegium. He is a real go-getter and loves listening to ABBA in his spare time.
by Thenor DMAN of Langford February 26, 2020
Get the jacob boultonmug. A beautiful Model from California. Made his own shirt with a very beautiful design on it. Is s**ner or later to win the award for "most beautiful man of the year". He has 236k up till the moment 1.5.18 . He is the sweetest person as said by his friends and fans. People adore him and you should too. Also people might know him for being Troye Sivan's boyfriend. (of course). This was made by a fan. I was trying to sound proffesional ok?
by Trevor Sivan bitch April 24, 2018
Get the jacob bixenmanmug.