Kankle Jockey

A man or woman who prefers to have intercourse with overweight partners.

Jack/Jane was labeled a Kankle Jockey for having had repeated intercourse with overweight men/women.

by ANA333 July 21, 2014

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

GPS Jockey

Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!

Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!

by Fire4FX October 15, 2011

Meme Jockey

Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.

Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.

by John Dohh August 15, 2020

Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.

Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!

by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022

Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022

Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.

John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!

by BaJinxy September 30, 2007