Jens

Jens likes rawbuttfucking dead cats and dogs

That guy is rawbuttfucking a dead dog, he must be a Jens.

by bigboy34332 June 1, 2023

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Jens

A very sexy guy

Do you know jens, he is zo hot

by Nietjanis January 30, 2020

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Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.

In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.

by QuacksO January 26, 2020

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jenned

A mess up that far surpasses "jewed" first. Created by a woman in key west named jen.

She really jenned that job up

by Conchflyer December 23, 2020

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Jen

someone who is very yass (smart and beautiful)

“woah bro! you’re very jen!”
“thank you xoxo”

by deucesgf December 28, 2021

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Jens

The kind of dude to be a billionaire, but hopefully one who pays his taxes. Unique name, but memorable. Someone who can go by first name only like Beyoncé or Kermit.

Damn, Jens is a billionaire.

by Big Ol’ D-Man November 22, 2021

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