Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:
A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok
A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok
by LmaoMan123HaHa November 22, 2021
A very sexy man with little to no flaws. Hi's only weakness is the size of his dick... It can't even be measured, but that's also a strong point as the women he's dating find him very extreme with an alpha male personality in bed.
by LittleBugInAMug November 10, 2021
Its name epitomizes the duality he is. Sweet and sexy, loving and proud, concrete and dreamy. He is the best boyfriend: very caring, communicative, accepting your nuances. His love grows within you slowly but steadily, you’ll fall in love with his unmatched belief in love and his determination in wanting you in his life, breaking down and softening your walls. You feel embraced, literally too, best hugs!
Jan Philipp, let’s go on a date!
by Chili4ever February 24, 2024
Amazing tall guy with big dick energy. Saves and conquers the world at the same time. Doesn’t need to say much to get what he needs. Exceptionally wide shoulders.
How intelligent that Jan Dirk
by Raverz1782 November 22, 2021
Jan is like a different human species. Cool friend to have. Will always make anything you say sexual and lie about his height.
by irinadalamuie April 23, 2023
Jan crossed the border, but it’s okay cause his looks cover up for everything. He’s a freak in the sheets and FAST.
by currycurrycurrycurry March 30, 2019
by MrWorld May 08, 2023