To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.
He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.
by Plaid-man November 03, 2009
the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 18, 2020
a gay man looking for large husky hairy gay men If you look up bears on urban dictionary it will tell you they are large husky very hair men. Gays looking for this type of partner advertise in code. i.e. "looking for bears.
by gkcoco October 04, 2013
When a hairy man is going at it with a girl, and she prematurely runs away, and he finishes while staring his male best friend in the face.
by starrrfire January 06, 2012
a communist bear only found on really snowy days. You cannot say his name in vain, or you will get a red dot on your head and die slowly without realizing it. This is the only definition to exist, because creamy bear has eliminated all others who know about him.
“watch out its creamy bear!”
by scaredforourlife February 19, 2019
by UncleHotDog July 18, 2020
What you say when you have no idea how something works. Usually referring to something technical of which you absolutely have no fucking knowledge
‘It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.
by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019