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bless up

n. (informal) — a mistake (“mess up”) that turns out to work in one’s favor, resulting in conditions that were better than prior to the supposed mistake.
"Great news. It was a false alarm."
"Bless up!"
by mlh14 February 1, 2022
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Goodmorning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
“Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?”
“Goodmorning and God-bless, Hila.”
by cornbread66 May 23, 2018
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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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Bless

A Tall, Smart, funny guy! When you first get to know bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass l but you'll be blessed to have him in your life!
"I saw bless take a girls phone!"
"Bless is a total Blessing!"
"Bless is a cool guy"
by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022
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Bless the Fuck Up

When you aggressive encourage your brethren to be blessed in their ventures and experiences and to share the blessings, AGGRESSIVELY!
I SAW Brendan FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WE CHATTED, IT WAS COOL, HE'S DOING ALRIGHT, I TOLD HIM TO bless the fuck up WHEN WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
by LLemoJeff June 5, 2020
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good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018
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