a very very wise man once say: "its not that i dont have standards, i can just find beauty in every woman."
Law of Sam:
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date
by sampencek September 08, 2010
The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.
Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds
by theincrediblesmith November 13, 2019
"...in short, this forum moderation policy is akin to something Donald Trump would demand!"
"Wuvit's Law, not cool"
"Wuvit's Law, not cool"
by FourFire June 20, 2017
by Suka may korncob January 03, 2019
An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.
Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009
Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009
by Warrencraft October 13, 2009
Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.
It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.
It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.
by Real Nigga Billy March 30, 2020
not just some stupid movie.
The suspension of normal civil law and its replacement by strict military control.
Imposed during crises, emergencies or civil unrest.
Military rules ALL.
suspension of rights and freedoms
The suspension of normal civil law and its replacement by strict military control.
Imposed during crises, emergencies or civil unrest.
Military rules ALL.
suspension of rights and freedoms
by rise up rise against June 21, 2004