i’m up who

How to make someone call themselves a poo

Knock knock
Who’s there
I’m up.
I’m up who?
Yes, you are.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 25, 2025

i’m fine

worlds most common lie, when you hear this there is most likely something incredibly wrong with that person, but they don’t want to tell you because they feel like they will waste your time and they do not want to do that to you as you are special to them, always check up on your friends no matter what, they need it more than you think, especially if they have a history of depression, your life matters and so does theirs, if you ever feel like you’re about to end it, call 988, they will help you, no matter whats the problem, no matter what you’re going through, you still matter, you have a purpose, and you will find it

Friend 1: Hey man, are you okay?

Friend 2: yeah man, i’m fine its nothing to worry about.

by Mioiciin October 23, 2022

I’m on Diwo lit

Being in a state of yearning for a latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada.

bro: “Why you yearning for latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada?”
bro 2: “I’M ON DIWO LIT”

by bigbrun0 August 12, 2024

I’m just going to watch

When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.

Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”

by mirlook March 5, 2024

I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone

Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping

by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019

only when i’m breathing

when someone misses another person a lot/ all the time

person 1: do you miss her?
person 2: only when i’m breathing

by scjohnson June 20, 2022

I’m gonna sleep you

When you threaten someone whether it’s physically or mentally

Juan: I’m gonna sleep you on this game

Jonathan: stfu you suck ass

by Jaydd03 August 21, 2021