Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.
He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.
by Aisman January 07, 2011
a code word having cyber-sex.
EX1
Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets
Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.
EX2
Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours
Person 1: making Hot Pockets
Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.
Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.
Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets
Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.
EX2
Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours
Person 1: making Hot Pockets
Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.
Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.
by Versedaaron July 02, 2008
A sexual act wherein a man defecates in a woman's vagina and uses the feces as a lubricating aid during sexual intercourse
by dirt1234567890wertyuiop October 12, 2009
George- Dude what happened to his mouth?
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man
by itsjust Karaa March 26, 2009
by Dramqueen November 09, 2018
The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.
See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.
by Papajohnathan February 22, 2021
by Mrpenguin662 June 15, 2021