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Hitler maiden

A psychotically conceited or narcissistically ambitious female who viciously and compulsively goes through life turning any and every situation into an opportunity for her to separate the "superior and flawless" (like herself, of course) from the "loathsome and disgusting".

No matter the situation, it's a guarantee that she'll be openly treating certain people like rotting dog shit, while then turning immediately around and treating certain other people like blue-eyed Nordic royalty -- with her selection criteria being largely dependent on a person's ethnicity, beauty, physique, and apparent wealth.

She more often directs this treatment at males, although in certain circumstances she'll subject females to it, too. But the overriding point is that she just can't ever stop herself from doing it.

The term derives from Adolf Hitler's German youth programs, whereby he selected "pure Aryan" males and females for his indoctrination and breeding.
"Dude, you don't wanna wait in that line. The girl at the register will openly treat you like shit because you're not "master race" enough -- She's a total Hitler maiden."
by C'est Logique October 14, 2011
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strawberry hitler

A strawberry hitler is when a woman is on her period, inserts a finger into her bleeding vagina and retracts said finger and smears blood on another person's upper lip in the shape of a hitler mustache
Guy1: That bi chick gave me a strawberry hitler last night. It was sooo fucking hot.
Girl: Ew
Guy2: What the fuck is a strawberry hitler?
Girl2: *whispers in his ear*
Guy2: Lucky bastard!
by Jay "my dads dead" Bortner February 24, 2017
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Mini Hitler

Mini Hitler or known as Sony is a small man who loves hitler and his acts. This makes him more prone to hailing him during class. He often jokes around about hitler and loves him deeply.

When we call him out for hailing hitler he will enter a rage state and start to attack us with all of his might. However if you support Mini Hitler he will yell out GOOD SENSOR and wave his water bottle.

His water bottle may transform into a gas bomb during his rage state
Oh crap Mini Hitler is hailing hitler yet again...
by "okke" February 22, 2023
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space hitler

sheev palpatine, who arguably should have told anakin to spare those younglings so they could be inquisitors like palpatine wanted them to be
"hey you know sheev palpatine?"

"Yeah he's a real space Hitler."
by shinydaumbreon May 3, 2021
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Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.
She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.
by anonymous June 9, 2016
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Adolf Hitler

(from: The History of the Entire World, I guess By Bill Wurtz) the angry mustache model who hated the Jews for existing.
What do you think of my mustache? I tried to make it look like Adolf Hitler's
by Crispy Potato April 22, 2020
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The Hitler Channel

Sometimes the THC or the History Channel will have World War 2 marathon weekend or have sizable block of time during the day devoted to WW2. When that happens, there is usually a ton of stuff on Hitler or Hitler related topics. The History Channel then turns into the Hitler Channel.
I was watching the History channel and they had a ton of crap on World War 2 and Adolf Hitler. There times I feel like they should call THC the Hitler Channel.
by Paul Della Valle January 24, 2005
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