Heather

Pretty much the most special gift you could ever get. the most special baby girl you will ever be privileged to know. she is incredibly adorable. she is drop dead gorgeous, amazingly beautiful. she's admirable and faithful and shy, when you see her on Snapchat it gives you butterflies, when you kiss her it makes your knees weak and despite her lisp, when you hear her voice you melt she is just perfect. She wears an eyepatch as well. Literally your guardian angel as a baby angel. Like, she has wings.
man she's amazing, she must be a heather.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 10, 2023
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A middle aged woman who wants everyones games
by Genx6969 October 27, 2019
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A middle aged woman who wont share her games
Hey heather, you got some games?
Yeah but they’re mine, go get your own
by Genx6969 October 27, 2019
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Heather: A name given to a fat hideously ugly low bred scottish whore from a family of scum bags, A common trait is being born from a whore mother who has had numerous children with different men.

Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.

People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.

Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.

KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
HEATHER: "I'm a CEO at a very important IT company, No one else can do the job right so I have to do everything !"

PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."

HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
by ROBBYFORTUNEISAFAGGOT January 07, 2023
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Me: Would you like to come out next weekend heather ? Heather : “ Ya sure “.

Heather next week doesn’t go out
by Colin O’Dréamus January 10, 2020
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i wish i were heather
someone who most of us used to be, you want to be her because she’s perfect (what you think is perfect” but you don’t like her in anyway
ewww i hate “heather” but i’d love to be her
by Livimira August 24, 2020
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In reference to a rare but worthy of your time musical of the same name that has as antagonists some awful,rich, popular,pretty,despicable and most toxic bitches with one of them even having boob implants and having most of the school at their feet.This is used to refer to that group of girls in high school that match most of the descriptions and feel like the top of the list or queens of the hill for having positions such as Head of the school paper ( that aren't even that special) which also happen to be jock magnets
Some random dude:Hey! Isn't that Carol and her fantastic group of friends?

Me : Oh! you mean those Heathers?
by Marshall Wayne February 12, 2021
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