Harrington Derangement Syndrome

A mental health disorder that causes extreme infatuation and derangement with a certain family name in Rowan County, North Carolina “Harrington”. Requires medical diagnosis and may prohibit you from owning firearms if diagnosed. Will require therapy and medication to suppress.

#HDS

Harrington Derangement Syndrome.

by anonymous September 3, 2025

hating them

You can only hate them on tuesdays. NO HATING ON MONDAYS

I'm hating them on tuesdays

by prohater43 September 28, 2025

Harping

A situation where someone unintentionally acts dumb, unserious, or distracted during a game, yet still manages to be the top performer. The behavior appears clueless on the surface, but masks a high level of skill that somehow comes through.

person A:"dude stop harping and lock tf in"
person b:"dewd im only harping its not that serious"

by zzzyrin October 11, 2025

Hanting

Hanting is an inspiration to us all in that INSANE GYATT he is packing. it’s honestly just absurd. he’s also like super duper talented at hella instruments. he’s kinda racist, and also sexist. he’s the opposite of a feminist bcuz he prides himself im being a MASCULINIST. but at the same time hes like super performative and listens to laufey all the time. he actually listened to laufey BEFORE she was popular, back when she did song covers so hes like niche af. hanting face card lowkey declines but gyatt card makes up for it which is why he’s my amazing best friend. Hanting VEHEMENTLY HATES utilitarianism. he doesn’t know what he is but he KNOWS he despises util. he is like bi-curious but instead of bisexual it’s like deontology-curious. it’s quite complicated. his favorite ao3 tag is DUBCON. he also likes character ai.

me: hi hanting!
hanting: bro did you know util justifies the PERVERTS PARADOX?
me: *spreads cheeks*, well, then call me a utilitarian

hanting: grrrr

by baudrilllardisking November 22, 2025

butt haerting

really ugly..also see trifiling

dude do you see that girl over there? she is sooo butt haerting

by daheezy January 21, 2009

Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.

Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!

by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012

tw-hating

Hating on somebody else on twitter

Eric thought Hollie was saying something silly so he sent her a tweet tw-hating on her

by funniestthingever August 6, 2012