handytarded

Someone who is neither "retarded" nor "handycapped" but somewhere inbetween

Man, John is handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded

by saxboii April 15, 2010

Handbagged

Being accused of racism while providing customer service to a diva celebrity who is shopping for outrageously expensive fashion accessories.

The American Queen of TV handbagged a small European country (known for its neutrality) to sell her new movie about the unfairness of racism in the U.S.A.

by ToFra August 20, 2013

Handy Andy

When one gives a hand job while dressed as Raggedy Andy.

The costume party took a turn when Raggedy Ann's other half gave me a "handy Andy".

by Frida Burbowski June 5, 2017

The Handy dangle

A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.

Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.

I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.

Girl, that’s the handy dangle!

by MIndura January 3, 2019

flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Andy's Handy Store

If ice cream can be badass, this is. This place has everything. Pringles, frozen candy, dethawed candy, macaroni, weird people, and children-graffiti benches. This place is legendary to the kids at the schools. I would know, as I am one of them. Just went there today.

Dude... wanna go to Andy's Handy Store?
Yeah! Their ice cream is awesome, man! Lets go!

by ricoross August 23, 2012

Rocky Mountain Handy

The action of receiving a hand-job in a sleeping-bag when on a hike.

Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."

by Honorarykicker August 12, 2012