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Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.
Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.
by Joan Collins June 21, 2021
mugGet the Hagmug.

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.
I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.
by anonymous December 17, 2024
mugGet the Hotel Hagmug.

Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!
Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!
mugGet the Tash Hagmug.

fag hag

a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way
Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.
by snortint May 24, 2018
mugGet the fag hagmug.

Hag

He's a GUNT!!!!!!!!
you are such a f^gg0t hag!!!
by JudithSusanBl00m November 16, 2023
mugGet the Hagmug.

Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.
“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”
by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018
mugGet the Facebook Hagmug.

hag-hole

A small crevice or divot that is created on the human body. Typically a inch diameter circular drillbit is drilled 3 inches drep into the human body and then a blowtorch is used to caulderize the flesh.

This hole is often used in sexual interactions as an alternative depository of semen.
"I would like to shove my cock into your secret little hag-hole"
by hagholer July 17, 2022
mugGet the hag-holemug.

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