Grandma's 3rd Leg

America's favorite improv/sketch comedy troupe.

Tonight I saw Grandma's 3rd Leg and laughed my ass off!

You should check out Grandma's 3rd Leg at www.grandmas3rdleg.com

by iwiac January 17, 2009

Don't respond to grandma

To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.

If you want to continue living in this house don't respond to grandma when she is speaking

by sphagett April 27, 2022

grandma eating nachos

sometimes grandma likes to have nacho with her tv dinner

there are no pictures of grandma eating nachos on the internet

by shotgunsally March 21, 2011

Grandma Kill Joy

This is a nickname given to someone who is cynical, hates fun, and hates it when other people have fun. Originally derived from the stereotypical view of an angry grandmother who thinks her grandkids shouldn't be allowed to play and have fun.

Don't be such a Grandma Kill Joy, come to the party! It will be fun!

by Jackie | Treehorn December 16, 2010

Grandma's Chicken Soup

The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways

Person1: I really like pie. What's your favorite food?
Person2: Grandma's Chicken Soup...

by HardRockJudge5 March 8, 2017

My grandmas a turtle

What zero says when he can't come up with anything

Zero:yo, my grandmas a turtle

Josh, shut up

by .Zero. April 30, 2023

Gift From Grandma

A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one given. Hence the analogy of receiving a gift you didn't really want.

Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
Guy One: Bummer, dude.

by B-Jammin July 17, 2006