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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
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battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"
by S1cknxss November 7, 2023
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herd of gnome

A gathering of pussies while a truck is passing by with priceless artifacts from Egypt.
Wanna join my herd of gnome?
by youngmistro13 February 20, 2010
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Mooning gnome

Mooning gnome is an image, or collection of images, used on Facebook to warn users that a group is without an active admin and therefore has gone downhill and has no quality anymore. In the worst case the group is taken over by scammers and/or spammers. The image is placed ant there is no admin to remove it.
I don't trust this post about a student room, because there was a mooning gnome right above it, in the same group.
by DaanWebstra September 22, 2021
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Jewish gnome

Gnomes that got gassed in 1940's
If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
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Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
by joor79 August 9, 2018
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Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.
I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.
by Cat on the Hat March 14, 2011
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