Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

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gnome day

Gnome day is on May 26!!! Celebrate and appreciate the gnomes that protect you.

Omg it’s a gnome dayyyy

by Ava Silva February 18, 2023

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Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

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Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes

I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

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Gnoming

When your on the sesh and you go round looking for garden/lawn ornaments to steal, (preferably gnomes) to add to your collection of stuff you’ve stolen on messy Mandy nights with the lads.

“ once we’ve done a couple lines do you wanna go gnoming”

by Sesh club 7 June 12, 2018

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