Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.

I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”

by 261ERS February 15, 2024

Glazed

(adjective)
Being inebriated by the blissfullness of life

JoAnne: What's good with you?
Danny: Ah, ya know, baby. Just livin' this life glazed and amazed.

by 拉奇阿尼丹 April 12, 2016

Sriracha Glaze

When you've eaten too much Sriracha the night before and you wake up with a Sriracha marinated butthole.

Why did I eat Teriyaki Madness yesterday... Guess I get to look forward to Sriracha Glaze Sundays.

by BailingBiggs September 15, 2014

Glaze-maxing

The act of overly complimenting another person and/or their overall existence.

'Dawg, I he's the goat but ya glaze-maxing like a mf. balls all in ya mouth."

by $hinikami_717444 September 18, 2025

no glaze

When you talk about someone and you don't want people to think you're glazing or complimenting them too much

Example 1:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man The Rocks energy drink ZOA is the best no glaze
Example 2:
ZOA Warrior 69: Lego GTA is the greatest game of all time no glaze
Example 3:
ZOA Warrior 69: Man Cookie King could easily beat Jack Doherty in a fight no glaze

by ZOA Warrior 69 May 14, 2024

Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.

Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"

by Whiteguys January 2, 2015

Glazing

meat-riding someone relentlessly, but as praise and not hate. glazing can be used in many different ways and in all kinds of situations.

Mostafa: Yo, Amin is the best 3pt shooter I’ve ever seen. I bet I still can’t guard him even if he was on a wheelchair

Chris: You glazing right now bro

by mynameisjeffd February 7, 2023