national nobody gives a fuck day

april 28 is national nobody gives a fuck day, just do anything because nobody gives a fuck.

teacher- *passes out work*

laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"

by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you

kim: don't "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you" me
jim: ...
kim: ...
jim: never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
kim: FU-

by SacknanaYT April 25, 2021

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

never give up never surrender

A catch phrase from the fictional TV show "Galaxy Quest" in the movie Galaxy Quest (1999). Became a ongoing joke for foregoing logic and forging ahead with little plan

Inmate 1: "Why do you insist on trying to escape from the cell with a toothbrush. You will never be able to get through the walls with that."
Inmate 2: "What else are we going to do. Never give up Never Surrender"

by Epic Borris September 13, 2013

fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

If you can't take it don't give it

don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return

When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it

by madbovine March 13, 2012

Giving it the full Hasan

Giving it the big one; bigging oneself up

The act of indirectly giving the impression of one's own self importance or being overly busy

Attempting to promote oneself as having greater abilities than one actually possesses

"I'll see you guys later; I've got some things to be getting on with"

He's not got anything to do, he's just giving it the full Hasan

"This stuff is simple, I've been doing this sort for thing for years"

I doubt that's true, he's probably just giving the it the full Hasan

by dd28 October 12, 2011