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Gibson

One of the most overrated guitar brands ever. A long time ago in a galaxy far away they made good guitars and were pioneers in the electric guitar industry. Gibson has lost $500,000,000 in revenue as of 2017, and is closing their memphis factory. People have moved on from them and realized that better guitars exist at a far lower price.
Bob: "Dude I just ordered a Gibson Les Paul Custom for only $3000!"
Brian: "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?! I just picked up a PRS SC 245 for $1700"
Bob: "But Jimmy Page played one so it must be amazing"
by SmartPersonusesbrain,notpopula December 3, 2017
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Gils

The future president of the US. Don't believe us? Watch the 2040 ballot for Mark Gilsenan, you'll see. Vote for him, but even more so, donate money! He needs all the cash flow he can get in 2040, so watch for him then!
Person 1- Who are you voting for?
Person 2- That shouldn't be a question, I'm voting Gils!
Person 1- Who?
Person 2- Oh! He's also called Mark Gilsenan...
Person 1- Oh yeah! I'm voting for him too. Who else would you vote for?!
by mintyfre$h June 5, 2018
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Gils

An intellectual which effectively wields a gluetenus maximus of remarkable magnitude.
Bjørn: Look at that Gils.

Peter: OMG.. you´re such a Gils.
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Gilsim

He is a amazing person and has a great personality and a really nice person to hang out with if you a chance to be friends with Gilsim you are very lucky person
I have a friend named Gilsim and he is very nice.
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Gibson

Gibson dose whatever he wants. Filled with ADHD. He is extremely sexy and can get a woman into bed by looking at her. He acts tough but he is actually a really great guy who is always there when you need him. Gibby is quite childish yet mature at the same time. Gibson also gets really calm when he is high. Just thought you should know.
His name is Gibson.
by SimplyVana September 14, 2018
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Gilmore

Gilmore is a super funny person. He usually spends his time thinking about what he can do for another person, rather what he can do for himself. A Gilmore is pretty buff and tall, but acts sweet and nurturing. He is very intelligent, but likes to act dumb. He is a very trustworthy person and will never tell any of your secrets. Gilmore doesn't think too highly of himself, he puts everyone elses feelings before his own. He is a person who is willing to take ypur sadness away and give you all his happiness at his own expense. He is usually in the friend zone, but is impatient to wait for the right on. Overall, Gilmore is a person you need in your life becuase Gilmore can be the best thing to happen when your at your lowest.
Person 1: Life just sucks, I'm really sad.

Gilmore: Hey, its gonna be okay. I'll be right here for you, always.

Person 1: Thank you, I'm glad I know you, Gilmore.
by That_one_Guy_whom'st_knew-OJ November 6, 2018
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Gibson

He is a little niggly wiggly that wants to be on the bachelor 👌
by Jimmy kipper February 14, 2019
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