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geekcocking

similar to peacocking, it is the act of trying to make oneself more geeky in an attempt to look attractive to other geeks.
"Have you seen Alice's latest Facebook photos, with the glasses and pocket protector? What gives?"

"Yeah, she's totally geekcocking."
by nanolith January 3, 2014
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Geek

A person who knows almost everything about subjects that interest them (such as video games, anime, movies, etc.), but are socially indistinguishable from everyone else.

Commonly confused with dork and nerd, but is very different.
"I just found out my boyfriend can name all the different Pokemon and what their moves are! He's such a geek!"

"You've memorized the entire geneology of the Greek panthenon?! You're a major geek!"
by Akage June 17, 2008
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geekerd

A geekerd is a geek who also contains aspects of the nerd culture. While a geek mainly uses computers for social interactions and are technically advanced compared to your average user. A nerd has no social skills and is obsessed with science and technology.

To make a geekerd, you must possess qualities of each stereotype, such as an obsession with science and technology, but also a gamer or some other part of the geek subcultures.

A geekerd is generally lower than your normal geek, but better than your average nerd. Nerds are the lowest of the computing stereotypes.
Guy: OMG I spent my entire weekend playing WoW and looking through my telescope

Guy 2: You're a fucking geekerd, get away from the telescope and get on IRC more.
by Kirrily March 23, 2005
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Geek/Nerd/Boffin

Geek:
A geek is someone who is unusually enthusiastic about a specific topic, sometimes an unusual topic, such as computing, science, maths or painting tiny models from Lord of the Rings.
Boffin:
A term used almost exclusively in the UK to affectionately refer to an expert or egghead. This term originated from the 'back room boys' in the second world war who were, amongst other things, operating radar and trying to break the german enigma code.
Nerd:
Someone who has difficulty negotiating social situations. The term has strong negative connotations and is mostly used as an insult. Nerd is often used interchangably with geek and it is true that many people are both but they mean different things.
Geek/Nerd/Boffin

Geek:
"OMG OMG IT'S A TINY PAINTED IAN MCKELLEN!"

Boffin:
Spitfire pilot 1-"Biggles have you heard the news?"
Spitfire pilot 2-"No, what is it jeffrey?"
Spitfire pilot 1-"The boffins have cracked the enigma code!"
Spitfire pilot 2-"Excellent; lets get up there and give those germans a taste of our good old British spunk, bristol fashon, six of the best trousers down!"

Nerd:

Normal person-"Well this is a fine state of affairs!"
Nerd-"Is it... I though it was a disaster?"
Normal person-"OMG I was being sarcastic. You are such a nerd!"
by Lord Kitchiner October 13, 2012
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geek admission

Stating something in a conversation that reveals your geeky or embarrassing side.
The date was going fine until my geek admission that I loved playing WoW.
by lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 8, 2007
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Geek

A person who is considered strange weird or is passionate about one thing or another. Not to be mixed with Nerd. Although they are normally smart they are not freaky smart and look like normal people. It is even possible to be a "Geek" without even knowing it.
Being able to name programs by their actual name is considered "geeky". Liking Anime is considered "geeky"

Geeks are cool though they have a life and often people don't realize that they are in fact talking to a geek. Liking anything to do with outer space tends to let one fall into this category such as Red Dwarf, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy,Star Trek is the biggest one that "geeks" are linked with.
Even reading a large amount of books makes you a geek.
Geeks also tend to be good looking and the one who everyone wants as their friend as they quite often know the answer to a problem (even if it's just basic) or they know how to find it. "Geek" girls are normally seen in a better light than male "geek" are though there is no real reason for this.
I am a Geek because I know the Red Dwarf episodes by their actual name and I am "weird".
by Dolphin-Dreamer October 17, 2008
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Milking the geek

The action of lowering your head towards your penis and jizzing in your own mouth. Oftenly referred to as serving yourself a milkshake.
Cody: Oi mate where were you last night
Jack: Parents didn't let me out :(
Cody: I bet you were Milking the Geek
Jack: ..!..
by Benmkl February 23, 2010
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