Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.

"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

formerly

A dysfunctional family that was once functional, a disowned family, and/or a term used by family member who wishes to speak of his family in a past tense.

"I don't talk to my formerly anymore"; "I haven't seen a member of my formerly for a long time now."; "I come from a dysfunctional formerly".

by Gskala01 March 22, 2008

Former Ukraine

The territory was once but a mere province of the Soviet Empire, they tried the independent thing before Russia moved back in.

This is the line to change your former Ukraine passport in for a Russian Federation.

by Kramer says Ukraine is weak April 17, 2022

the former yugoslav republic of macedonia

A country north of the Greece state of Macedonia. Its capital is Skopje. It was formerly part of the communist republic of Yugoslavia.

The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia is a country.

by THE FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIAN CITIZEN October 16, 2003

formspring

A site made up of retards who don't know the internet. They usually react to a troll by saying "Say it to my face" or "You are a bitch pussy, say it to my face". These guys think they are so tough and rage at the slightest insult. If you're the Troll then lol; if you are the idiot then kill yourself.

Troll 1: Hey guys lets do something cool today.
Troll 2: Lets troll formspring!
*Some idiot's formspring*
Troll 1: Mate you take it up the ass like theres no tomorrow.
Troll 2: I heard your mother likes big black dick.
Idiot 1: U GUYS R FUKING FAGGOTS, GET A LYF YOU PRICKS GAYFAGGOTS SAY IT TO MY FACE!!!! UR JUST SCARED CUZ U PUT URSELF ANONYMOUS!!
Idiot 2: guys stop hating on Idiot 1.
Troll 1:Well he is gay and takes it up the ass.
Troll 2:His mother is also a whorebag.
Idiot 1:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by TheTroller May 19, 2010

former choker

someone who once was a choker but overcame that to win a big game(usually a championship) also it can B a team that went decades without a championship, also called silencer of critics that is a former choker.

Peyton Manning, Chris Leak, The Boston Red Sox(2004), The Chicago White Sox(2005), and John Elway were all chokers but won the big game and are now former chokers

by King-David Granderson February 7, 2007

penisoidal formation

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

by Forseti April 30, 2006